Personal AI assistant

Outsource your brain clutter

Loomkitty handles the remembering, the reminding, and the mental overhead — so you don't have to carry it all. Try it on Telegram right now, no setup needed.

Alpha Free for alpha testers. Give critical feedback to shape the product!
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Loomkitty
bot · online
Today
Message
Claim Luckin ¥0.99 · 9 AM daily
Work survey due this Friday
Call back the dentist
Gym membership renewal
Submit expense claims
Team lunch RSVP by tomorrow
Book aircon servicing
Passport renewal · 2 months
Pay phone bill
Mom's birthday · 3 days away
Collect parcel from post office
Complete HR e-learning · this week
Insurance premium due
Library books overdue
Medication refill pickup
Claim Luckin ¥0.99 · 9 AM daily
Work survey due this Friday
Call back the dentist
Gym membership renewal
Submit expense claims
Team lunch RSVP by tomorrow
Book aircon servicing
Passport renewal · 2 months
Pay phone bill
Mom's birthday · 3 days away
Collect parcel from post office
Complete HR e-learning · this week
Insurance premium due
Library books overdue
Medication refill pickup
01 · If this is you

The small things
add up.

I just want an assistant that's always there — one that handles the small but important things without me having to remember to ask.
— Hei Kern (creator of Loomkitty)
01 / Forgetfulness

The small things slip

The 0.99 Luckin promo. The work survey due Friday. The dentist callback. They're not life-changing — until you miss them.

02 / Budget

Can't justify a real PA

A personal assistant costs thousands a month. You just need someone to handle the cognitive overhead — not manage your entire life.

03 / Friction

Too lazy for the setup

Self-hosting an AI agent requires Docker, API keys, and patience.

02 · How it works

Start in under
sixty seconds.

We chose Telegram first because it's the fastest way to get going — no download, no password, no account creation. Just you and your assistant.

1

Talk to it on Telegram

Search @loomkitty_bot, hit start. That's it.

→ /start
✓ Hey! This is Loomkitty, nice to meet you!
2

Tell it what to remember

Just talk to it in plain English. No commands to remember.

→ remind me luckin 0.99 tmr 9am
✓ Set. Tomorrow 9 AM ☕
3

Get pinged when it matters

Loomkitty proactively sends you a message at the right moment. You handle the thing. Cognitive load: significantly reduced.

☕ Morning! Time to claim that Luckin.
→ done, thanks
03 · Zero friction

Just start talking to @loomkitty_bot

Every other tool
Download app Create account find the scheduling UI set it up correctly remember to check it
~ 10 minutes · and you still forget it's there
Loomkitty on Telegram
remind me to claim my luckin tmr
~ 4 seconds · no app, no account, no friction
Private alpha

Your AI assistant
is ready.

Apply to test the alpha, break rough edges, share blunt UX feedback, and point out the features that are still missing.

Free during alpha·Telegram required·Limited spots